Today I killed three out of four of our fish. Apparently the bigger bottle of water softener doesn't have the squeezie feature and it poured into the bowl a bit heavy. Instead of pouring it all out, I split it between bowls and heavily diluted it thinking that it would probably be fine. I was wrong.
My mom sometimes takes the kids out for some one-on-one time. The other day, it was the boy's turn and they ended their date with ice cream. On the way home he decides he couldn't possibly finish, so he asked my mom to take it home. She told him to just take it and put it in the freezer and finish it later. He explained how that wouldn't work because of our "fair game" policy.