Something stinks about these selections
Steve Eighinger

Something stinks about these selections

We've been sharing this "Morons of the Month" thing for more than a decade, and I can safely say there has never, never, never been anything to rival two of this week's three medal winners.

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Memory of the moon landing remains vivid
Steve Eighinger

Memory of the moon landing remains vivid

I'm pretty sure any self-respecting baby boomer probably remembers watching the moon landing 50 years ago come Saturday. For me, it's one of those moments that will always be frozen in time, and if you're one of those modern-day conspiracy theorists who s

Some of those ideas were not McGood
Steve Eighinger

Some of those ideas were not McGood

When it comes to business, one of the nation's greatest success stories involves McDonald's.

That mechanical gene in the family never found its way to me
Steve Eighinger

That mechanical gene in the family never found its way to me

First of all, I realize the tremendous irony of what I am about to tell you. Secondly, I don't care. And never have. About cars, that is.

Thoughts on Seinfeld, Rocketman and the quake
Steve Eighinger

Thoughts on Seinfeld, Rocketman and the quake

A few thoughts on this warm summer day: º We're celebrating the 30-year anniversary this month of the debut of what many consider -- myself included -- the finest TV comedy in history: "Seinfeld."

July 4 also a time to recognize 'Jaws'
Steve Eighinger

July 4 also a time to recognize 'Jaws'

As far as heroes go in my life, there have been such figures as football star Jim Brown, baseball slugger Rocky Colavito, writer Peter Gammons and baseball stats guru Bill James.

Brooke Shields quote remains No. 1
Steve Eighinger

Brooke Shields quote remains No. 1

Some people collect baseball cards. Some prefer antiques, or maybe recipes. I have always been a connoisseur of famous celebrity quotes.

There's still time for the Alton trip, plus visiting a local theater
Steve Eighinger

There's still time for the Alton trip, plus visiting a local theater

It's probably safe to say that when most people make New Year's resolutions, the long-term success of those vows is minimal at best.

It's a good time to stay indoors
Steve Eighinger

It's a good time to stay indoors

I'll be honest, this is more or less an unplanned sequel to Tuesday's column about the downfalls of the warm-weather months.

Summer's right around the corner
Steve Eighinger

Summer's right around the corner

Let the countdown begin. Summer officially arrives Friday, which is a perfect day to kick off two or three months' worth of celebrating brats, burgers, boating and baseball.